Here ye Warwick Freshers: An Iconic Warwick Debrief from Sana
By Sana Zahoor – 14th March 2024
Sana, one of our brilliant campus Ambassadors for Warwick, was tasked to write us a piece about all of the Warwick spots to hit up - and avoid. She hit us back with the BEST poem all about how to live it up as a Warwick student. Well in Sana!
here ye warwick freshers:
the dirty duck needs no introduction
a friendly pub with burgers for consumption
loud and proud’s playlists liven up the su club
but the sticky floor still needs a scrub!
be wary of the baywatch tradition
where shirts are twirled around with no volition
of the memes we have regarding student feats
warnings of warwick finance bros
have never involved me
in conversations about spring weeks -
i have yet to be met with a judgmental stare
when i inform them that their career goals
are not my kind of affair
but the university overall:
calm, beautiful and varied
unique facilities and activities to share with
friends and family who venture there
with its 250+ societies and its walkability
our close-knit campus feels like a community
we bond as we complain and compare
exam timetables after they are released
longer than we can bare!!
but, this does not concern
the biggest bnoc of them all
rolf, the campus cat!
be quick to meet him
during his brief campus crawls!
he might stay longer after
students quickly take flight
because of disappointing christmas lights
(guilty)
some students may say they rival oxbridge
although i say we only oppose universities
if they attempt to get in digs
so i peacefully declare we have no general rivals
(are those folks oxbridge rejects in denial)?
i mean, there is so much to do on campus we are content and distracted!
distracted?
may i not forget to mention the koan
mysterious it stands, foreboding and alone
where did it come from, who really knows?
yet whispers of its structural integrity,
nonetheless echo
heard despite loud cries of
come and drink some purple at circle!!
Iconic! Hope everyone got some good recommendations out of Sana's piece! Any more student qs, be sure to hit up the Zero Gravity community, or attend one of our student run masterclasses for more info.